This is about the 20th blog I've started. I'm quite good at starting things and not finishing them. You know when you're a kid, and you start a new journal or diary, and it says something like this:
SEPTEMBER 1, 1995
"Dear Diary,
Hi! My name is Natalie. How are you? Oh, you're a journal, I guess you won't respond. Anyway! I have started a lot of these, but this time I'm going to keep up with you and write in you every night!!!"
And then, the next entry looks something like this:
SEPTEMBER 2, 1995
"Dear Diary,
Well, today was fun. Not much to say. Spilled chocolate all over my new white shirt and when...
[one hour later]
Oops! I got distracted. Oh well! Good night!"
And then after that, blank pages...
Well, the hope here is that that will not actually occur.
Things you should know before you read further:
+ I tend to exaggerate and be melodramatic.
+ I am extremely open-minded, but the general rule is that I am right.
+ I have some eccentricities - I'm very health-conscious, very silly, and have very little patience for ignorance.
Ready? Andiamo!
